Panda Porn

Type of film or video, usually shot on location in West Central or Southwestern China, that chronicles the amorous coupling of a male and female Giant Panda. The footage is then shown to Pandas living in captivity who have limited interest in mating. The hope is that the action will turn the pandas on and/or demonstrate to the male what he should be doing so that a natural mating might occur. Panda females are only in estrus two weeks out of the year, and the males are often too preoccupied with other things (i.e. sleeping & eating) to want to mate.

The staff at Washington D.C.'s National Zoo decided to show Mei Xiang and Tian Tian some smoking panda porn... really happened, google it!

After a long afternoon of watching panda porn and munching bamboo, Gao Gao tracked down a hot bitch panda and got his freak on.

by PandaFanatic June 25, 2010

The White Panda

A pair of DJ's that dress up in panda suits for shows, known for making sick mashups.

The White Panda managed to make fitty cent sound good... damn.

by intonym October 14, 2010

The Mexican Panda

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.

The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda

by Adam Paul December 18, 2004

panda girl

a sweet, nice (generally asian) girl who gives awesome hugs and is awesome is general. she the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have her flaws, but the pluses overlap the negatives by an infinite amount. a panda girl is smart, funny, super cute, and knows how to have a good time. panda girls are somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist. a guy would be one lucky (expletive) to find and start a relationship with a panda girl as it would be a wonderful and fulfilling relationship. the kindness of a panda girl is unmatchable and is incomparable to anything that exists on this Earth. a panda girl is a fun-loving girl who gets her work done and is motivated by her man to do the best she can in all aspects of life. every guy should have a panda girl :-)

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the poofy hair?

Dude 2: Yea, what about him?

Dude 1: He's with a panda girl!

Dude 2: That lucky guy...I wish I had a panda girl...:-(

Dude 1: *sigh* me too...

by brytontiger January 14, 2009

panda

A close friend that you tell everything to. Someone that is warm and friendly and always makes you feel better, hence the name panda.

After a fight with my boyfiend i called my panda to ask what i should do.

by Amaka October 18, 2007

Amanda Panda

a nickname; a term of endearment for someone blessed to be named "Amanda." This nickname is usually given to someone who has an amazing family and fantastic friends and whose boyfriend adores her because of how fabulous she is.

Have you seen how gorgeous Amanda Panda's eyes are?

by Amanda Panda o.O January 26, 2011

Panda Swag

When a person who has swag has a super sweet demeanor, is easy to talk to, and likes to cuddle.

Guy 1: Man, that girl is so nice.
Guy 2: I know man, she's got panda swag.

Girl: You're such a a romantic.
Guy: I know, I've got that panda swag.

by blksuperhombre January 5, 2012