puttens and kippies

Slang for pups and kit-kits.

Come in the car, I got puttens and kippies.

by redhood December 6, 2009

petting the beaver

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

by Sev336 July 23, 2016

chuggy putzin

The act moving from one place to another with an attitude of "nothing better to do" or "minding my own business".

"So yesterday I was just chuggy putzin down 6th ave and this dude on skateboard came out of nowhere, clipped my arm and made me drop my pizza!

by EpicPork December 22, 2013

Crock Potting

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.

Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.

by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016

Lobster Potting

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.

All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.

by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018

chocolate putin

When you give someone else an enema using chocolate pudding.

When Lora was feeling down I gave her a good Chocolate Putin and tucked her in for the night.

by French fried peaches November 7, 2019

putting out

to engage in sexual intercourse (usually penile-vaginal) when expected to, according to social conventions such as dating

It was already the second week they were going out and Chris was starting to lose interest in Ashley because she wasn't putting out.

by AsimJ April 17, 2008