A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.
Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
Jane: You cunt be serious.
Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
by GWMcL January 31, 2011
First off, this is used mostly by emo kids who use it for a picture caption on their myspace. People who say it don't realize how annoying it is. Also, asking "why so cereal?" deserves a punch. Just wait until another movie comes out then steal shit from there too!
why so serious
by Christina4 December 21, 2008
Horniness on an epic scale that would make a guy drop several rungs down on his ladder just to relieve himself of the agony.
by wang_man June 30, 2009
to invoke a over bearing attitude from a mere normal conversation that causes uneasiness,hostility, and wanting of leave from the conversation itself
hey dude you don't have to get all call center serious when i don't know how to use this program man
by fattiemattie October 26, 2010
Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.
I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.
I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.
by ChiBoi27 April 20, 2011
1.)When a person (usually named Jose) smokes the whole bowl of weed without sharing the bowl, and was smoking marijuana by age four.
2.)Very tolerant of smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. (Brags about it constantly)
3.) Someone who gets upset at normal people who start smoking marijuana in their teenage years.
2.)Very tolerant of smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. (Brags about it constantly)
3.) Someone who gets upset at normal people who start smoking marijuana in their teenage years.
Josh: Hey you skipped me, let me get green.
Danny: Alright man here
(Josh hits it)
Jose(Already blazed): You're not fucking hitting it hard enough!(Pushes josh and the bowl spills on the ground)
(Next day)
Danny: Dude ha, that was fucking stupid of Jose last night. He wasted a whole bowl.
Josh: Yeahh, he didn't have to go all "Serious pot Smoker" on my ass.
Danny: Alright man here
(Josh hits it)
Jose(Already blazed): You're not fucking hitting it hard enough!(Pushes josh and the bowl spills on the ground)
(Next day)
Danny: Dude ha, that was fucking stupid of Jose last night. He wasted a whole bowl.
Josh: Yeahh, he didn't have to go all "Serious pot Smoker" on my ass.
by ilovemybestfrienddanny October 23, 2008
Kenny(5'4", white): hey Brad, lets go ball so I can dunk on you.
Brad: You, dunk on me??? Lets get serious.
Kenny: I just put up 650 on the bench today.
Brad: lets get serious.
Brad: You, dunk on me??? Lets get serious.
Kenny: I just put up 650 on the bench today.
Brad: lets get serious.
by Kenny Erwin November 04, 2007