Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

My shit is out

Something you say when your shit is out

dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?

dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!

by Dickhead Industry November 16, 2022

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Entrail My shit again, I dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Entrail My shit again, I dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Entrail My shit again, I dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy

I can't wait to go home and wax my shit

by A_Millz September 8, 2016

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 9, 2020

about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025