The Holland Heater

When you take apart the wiring for a space heater and clamp the exposed wires to the females nipples. You then proceed to have sex with her while flipping the switch for the heater randomly causing a jolt of electricity to run through her and arousing her until climax.

This woman claimed I couldn't get her to climax, so i introduced her to The Holland Heater... She still can't walk right. Even her speech is slurred now.

by My Dad Said November 2, 2021

heater on

Drunk; beyond a buzz but not yet blasted.

That dude has a heater on and better stay the hell off that that moped.

by SemiFrost2 November 3, 2013

handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.

Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.

by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019

Heater creep

A heater is a hot bodied person that lies close to you and u can feel their body heat

Get away heater creep your too hot. I'll kangaroo kick you

by Coco the kangaroo agudvd May 19, 2017

Heater

A badass fireman mustache or any well groomed, luscious stache that all the homosexuals want to wear during a cold and lonely night.

Captain- “Hey boys! Good work on that fire let’s go grab a drink down at the tavern.”

Firefighter- “But today is ThursGAY and they might hit on your awesome heater.”
Captain- “Win-win, lets go!!”

by 69i812 February 28, 2019

Heater

Gun, hand held

Yo throw me that heater.🔫

by BongJhing May 12, 2016

Dirty Heater

When you fart and it goes up the front instead of the back leaving a warm feeling in your crotch, usually happens when sitting down and not lifting a cheek to release the fart.

Person 1 "Dude why are you moving around all funny"

Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"

by CrayKay November 27, 2012