yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.

"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"

by Timo July 19, 2004

as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

A very big ass

That girl is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

by dayumbiach May 29, 2017

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Vomiting in a vagina after cum has been deposited, then squeezing the lips together, resembling the familiar Little Debbie Snack, Oatmeal Creme Pie.

I was so drunk I Oatmeal Creme Pie'd that chick last night.

by BonerJamz1310 September 9, 2010

Optometrist

A wannabe ophthalmologist that couldn't get into medical school. Also, predisposed to whining about his/her inadequecy and overall uselessness. In turn, often tries to convince others that they are capable of performing procedures usually done by ophthalmologists.

My mentally handicapped dyslexic monkey decided to become an optometrist.

by genetics textbook February 2, 2007

Oatmeal

Wait what the fuck is oatmeal

Gary: Hey Jim can I have oatmeal
Jim: Have oat what
Gary: Some oatmeal
Jim: Wait what the fuck is oatmeal

by NotRawNuggetz September 5, 2019

ottoman

A word used to categorize Halting victims

Sxnic became a ottoman after being slammed in a debate by HaltingSphinx

by Gods Bible November 16, 2022

the optometrist

The act of a male jizzing in a females eyes while open, and making her read a letter chart

"Oh my gawsh Brittney, augustine TOTALLY gave me The Optometrist last night and i swear i couldnt read past the 1st row. He sure has some thick semen"

by brittney chung October 1, 2014