NumPy

A piece of software used extensively in the scientific community, and whose development team represents the lack of diversity that is unfortunately common in the sciences.

"Hey, have you read the NumPy paper?"
"You mean the one with 26 male authors? Yeah..."

by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey September 24, 2020

numptie

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

by rKingie June 19, 2008

numptified

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

by Clover_grl January 11, 2009

Numphy

A person you do not like, someone resembling a knome or leprachaun. Or with a weird look about them in general. A bitch, dumbass, shit-starter, asshole. Can be male/female. Normally short, and fat and extremely annoying.

Why do people even talk to him? He's a effing numphy.

by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

numptie

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

by kwirx November 14, 2003

Numptious

An adjective to try to begin to describe the indescribable taste of an item, whether it be food or a person who is attractive, as delicious.

"Mmm! This cheeseball is so numptious!"; "Look at that guy at the bar. He's numptious!"

by Booism July 28, 2009

Numptious

The combination of nummy and scrupmtious. Used in defining something uber fantastic and tasty.

That stake we had last night was numptious.

by your a jerk 21 September 26, 2009