anal nuke

When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.

Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!

by Rajanabadooa December 17, 2017

Nuke the Sun

When a group/person that's a idiot and wants to send a nuke to the sun.

Hey Blake want to nuke the sun with me.

by Elukely October 13, 2020

tard nuke

A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded

guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

Spark-Nuke

Reading the detailed overview of a book on sparknotes.com instead of taking the time out to read it.

Guy 1: Hey did you read "Hard Times" by Charles Dickens for class today?

Guy 2: Nah, I didn't have time. I'll spark-nuke it during break.

by Eri'ce October 25, 2010

Nuke Tamer

The Nuke Tamer in Krunker.io you need a thousand Nukes to purchase it from the black market.

Unsai: I like to be gay while wearing my nuke tamer.
Joe: coo

by NovaPvP September 15, 2020

Nuke Block

Like a cock block but worse. On Modern Warfare 2 when you're goin 18 and 0 and some doucher kills you.

LUKETHEGOAT: dude i'm gettin a nuke

DOUCHER: not i nuke block you

by LUKETHEGOAT July 15, 2010

Nuke Tony

The act of cooking any Italian food in a microwave.

Person 1: "Hey, bro, watcha gonna do this weekend?"

Person 2: "Probably beat my meat and Nuke Tony."

Person 1: "Are you crazy?! What did Tony ever do to you?!"

Person 2: "No, man. It means I'm going to make Italian food in my microwave."

by Ard-Cheannard April 27, 2019