Johnnie Bomb

Four equal parts of Johnnie Walker red, black, gold reserve, and platinum labels. The single most destructive force in the universe.

Nick: Yo Robby, make me a Johnnie Bomb!

Robby: It's your funeral.

Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*

by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014

swamp johnnying

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.

I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!

by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017

Johnny Disco

A contemporary printmaker and artist; BFA from Illinois State University, MFA from University of Washington.

Johnny Disco is a contemporary printmaker living and working in the US.

by fancy spatula March 21, 2009

Johnny-Jackmo

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.

That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.

by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011

pull a johnny

when you end a relationship by being a hopeless romantic. very much indeed

Just got into another realtionship, let's not pull a johnny.

by johnyylol March 8, 2023

Johnny Cashing

The act of having a 'ring of fire' after an eventful night! Or after an extremely hot curry...

Oi mate, shouldn't of had that vindaloo last night! Been Johnny Cashing all day!

by Colonel delicious June 18, 2013

rubber johnny

slang for a condom. see also johnny

oh s***, the rubber johnny split

by danomccabo January 4, 2004