Toddler's reasoning

Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying

Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying

by Kollando March 01, 2018

samantha reason

most bad ass biddie part of that big titty committee ;) she got that cake to. she got that booty but aint no butta face she fine asf.

damn fine as fire Samantha reason

by Bæfinder April 27, 2016

The Reasonator

At times super cool at others damn annoying the Reasonator cant live with him cant live without him

The Reasonator most photographed man in my company

by MR Jono September 13, 2007

give something a reason

To give someone/something a cause and/or motivation and justification to kill you.

A gorilla is not something you give something a reason, unless you’re a chimpanzee.

by Hoodnature March 08, 2023

reasonable degree

when you're fucking and you cum at a reasonable degree

nice cumshot! came at a reasonable degree.

by jerker god May 31, 2023

a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.

sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.

by brentoss March 10, 2024

Everything happens for no reason

A motivational quote that's on a shirt sold by "vlog creations" as merch

Well I guess it's true, everything happens for no reason

by TurtleMilk420 June 08, 2022