Never the Twain shall meet

A phrase that serves to clarify the fact that Mark Twain and Shania Twain have never met, and indeed will never meet, on account of his dying some 55 years before her birth.

Man 1: "Have Mark Twain and Shania Twain ever met? Indeed, will they ever meet?"
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."

Never the Twain shall meet by PatrickNewman October 28, 2010

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Never Punished

What Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) says when something RNG dependent happens (i.e. not dodging a critical hit on one of his Pokemon by not switching into a different Pokemon)

Almost dies to a wild Pokemon with Explosion
"Never punished boys!"

Never Punished by Tritonist July 18, 2021

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Never mind the buzzcocks

One of the acest quiz shows ever with regular apperiances from the infamous number 5 in the celeb line up

Just look at mark lamar go

Never mind the buzzcocks by meglet December 30, 2004

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Never lose your smile

A dog whistle for far rights and neo nazis. It references the smiling SS Totenkopf Symbol in Nazi Germany. People on TikTok use that phrase to support Nazi propaganda

Mike: This world is so fucked… I’m so angry I hate those dirty Immigrants flooding Europe and ruining everything.

Paul: Never lose your smile!

Never lose your smile by Amba_Singh April 13, 2023

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never know

you don't know it until you do/try it

Example 1
Kid - I bet there's no more chips in the closet.
Other Kid - Never know..
(He want's the kid to get more)

Example 2
Girl - I bet he's not going to like me..
Other Girl - You never know! :D
(The other girl is giving her confidence)

never know by radicaldude March 7, 2010

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Never Nude

Exactly what it sounds like.

Tobias is a never nude.

Never Nude by titstitstitstitstitstitstits July 29, 2012

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never cashed

Describing a bowl of reefer that is not ready to be dumped. Even if there is only one more hit left to be had. Usually happens while in rotation before the bowl gets to me. Taking the absolute last hit and blowing the smoke out to prove that there was still something left.

Charles: Dude, this bowl is cashola!

Me: Wait wait wait, lemme see it. Dude, this bowl is never cashed!

ME: *blows out good amount of smoke, thus getting higher*

Charles: Wow, you were right. Lemme hit that.

never cashed by John Toon October 20, 2008

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