n00b

Someone who is stupid, or nosensical.

noob - A person says 'Oh is it raining' when clearly in the rain. Another person may replay, 'God, you're such a n00b!'

by tsarcasmic August 3, 2008

n00b

YOU, for not knowing the meaning of the word n00b.
LOL, n00b...

Oh hey, that n00b just got PWNd.

Lawlzor.

by asdffffffjk;ljlksjdf November 12, 2010

n00b out

1. (transitive verb) To do something poorly; to fail; to give up.

I'm gonna n00b out on my French test and get like no points.

"Did you guys win the game?"
"No, I n00bed at and missed the shot at the buzzer."

by Smokey Rivers December 17, 2006

n00b cannon

Though usually applied to the automatic shotgun, can be any gun that a player uses to kill an "l33t" opponent in the Half-Life modification, "Counter-Strike"

dude wtf using a <de/awp/mk5/knife> u luser and ur n00b cannon tat's the only way you culd beat me cuz i'm jesus

by Jethro December 6, 2003

n00b nade

A weapon in many FPS games that include the "n00b nade" such as BF2 or SoF2 give the user access to M203 or GP35 lauchable grenade from underneath the gun. Usually 1 hit kill weapon, the "n00b nade" is typically fired by someone who can't kill someone with bullets.

SparkZ: "omfg why wont they stop n00b nading? This is LAME!"
XomB: "give em a break, how else are they gonna kill ya? :)"

by xomb1 August 2, 2005

noob, n00b

A idoit that can't do anything. can't fight his way out of paper bag

anyone who plays counter strike or speaks 1337(leet). Posers. Anyone in the -{75th}-

by N-oooooo-b October 5, 2003

afterparty n00b

In video games, an idiot who runs onto the scene directly after a firefight and kills the already weakened victor of said firefight. Generally frowned upon and laughed at.

Nooope! Afterpartyyyy! Tree Hut all those kills don't count cuz you was bein a afterparty n00b!!!

by stealth_sim1 September 10, 2006