Myspace 

A place where little ugly 12-14 years old hang out pretending to be older then their original age

younger brother : Hey this girl added me on Myspace.

older brother: 17 years old,my ass! She looks like a 4 grade slut LOL!

younger brother:she is in 6 grade. -_-

older brother: *facepalm*

Myspace by Godbrother September 19, 2009

Myspace 

A place where people TaLk lIkE DiS!@#

FuCk OfF MySpAcE!

Myspace by DeltonR April 22, 2011

myspace 

Once upon a time there was a emo/loner/scene/sluty girl. She yerned for popularity so she got a myspace. This launched her into uber slut space where she uber uber popular and used extra letters on all of her wordsss and used wordds like:omg, rofl, omg, lmao, omg, effin, omg, your gorgeous, omg, im so ugly, omg, bffae x123456789,omg ILY, omg, ♥, and yes she spelled it out.OMG.She got a totally cool emo/scene/loner/sluty/ manaorexic/manwhore boyfriend.. and she was like OMG i effin love you...ILYS! THEN SHE GOT RAPED AND DIED.ily.omg.
DO DRUGS NOT MYSPACE

myspaceGirl 1: Im such a fucking fat ugly whore.
Girl 2: omg shut up you are so effin gorgeous, im the fat ugly whore
LAAAATER ON...
Girl 2: omg girl 1 is so ugly and whorey
Girl 3: i effin know bffae omg
Later on...
Girl 1: omg i effin hate Girl 2
Girl 3: omg me too, your like my bffaex12345678

myspace by THE SENSIBLE WORLD November 19, 2006

myspace 

a self-obsessed website, all people do is talk aobut themselves put pictures of themselves and see how many friends they can get, and people become extrmemly addicted to it, its really lame and its over taken google in the most popular website worldwide
bullshit!

comment my myspace pictures or die slut

myspace by hood11111111111111 October 6, 2006

myspace 

An extinct plane of existence consisting of slutty teenage, emo, attention whore, douchebags who constantly update their page and don't really have any friends but pretend to. Much like a facebook, but no one gives one shit about it anymore. (Thank God almighty)

2006 Teenagers-

OMG OMG OMG I HAVE TO UPDATE MY MYSPACE!

2014 Teenagers-

What the hell is a myspace?

myspace by MooseWinchester January 23, 2014

Myspace 

A ghost-town of a social networking site.

Person A: Hey look at my new Myspace theme
Person B: What's Myspace?

Myspace by bbaannaannaa June 15, 2014

MySpace 

A internet wasteland since post-2006.

I have a Myspace but i haven't logged in since 2007

MySpace by GhettoTeen July 11, 2014