A girl who has been fucked by two guys (simultaneously or in different points of time) is their mutual friend.
Or a guy who has slept with two girls is also their mutual friend.
Or a guy who has slept with two girls is also their mutual friend.
- Hey, guess what, I slept with Annie the other night! She was hella awesome in bed.
- Then I guess she’s our mutual friend now!
- Then I guess she’s our mutual friend now!
by Ershadsky January 19, 2014
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Legend has it that being a tree-hugger and being a hippie are exclusively mutual.
Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"
Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back
Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"
Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back
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Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."
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Dude, I heard they found big weapons in the Middle East.
Well if it comes down to mutually assured destruction, I'd rather die than get that cancer crap.
Hell yeah!
Well if it comes down to mutually assured destruction, I'd rather die than get that cancer crap.
Hell yeah!
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i convinced her that a date with me would not end in mutually assured destruction (might get her pregnant but i'll before she finds out)!
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Rangers don't sack Managers, but after the start to the Season he's had, Ally McCoist must be odds on to be mutually consented.
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The war between Brikstan and Belgrave hit the point where Mutual Assured Destruction was confirmed on the news.
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