Moscow mustache

Putting your penis across her upper lip like a mustache

John gave Julie a Moscow mustache when she wasn't expecting it.

by Kdogg79 May 19, 2018

funny mustache man

little man that loves to commit genocide

or

genocidal midget

my wife was just taken by a genocidal midget
that little *funny mustache man*

by Bloxifier May 20, 2022

ironic mustache

generally adorned by a hipster
an ugly mustache grown initially as a joke and to impress one's friends with the level of commitment necessary to maintain it. these mustaches often remain with the wearer far longer than they are funny and become a part of the person's "look".

Jameson: Dude...Steve looks pretty gross these days. I don't think he's washed his denim jacket in a long time and his hair is awful!
Marc: No doubt, and his ironic mustache really isn't helping.

by bad daddy schlong October 10, 2007

sack lunch mustache

The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.

That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.

by Goat October 8, 2003

Mustache bug

Most commonly known as a house centipede, scientific name Scutigera coleoptrata. Also known as Mop Bugs.

I used to kill mustache bugs on sight, because they are so ugly, but then I found out they eat silverfish, roaches and bedbugs. Now I think they are more useful than any of my human roomates.

by Internet Zombie August 10, 2010

murston

A small council estate in sittingbourne, run by gypsies. Murston is home to the 'hardest boys' in the ME10 ME12 postcodes. Slang used in the Murston area: Chad "chad tonight ahoit", bull / bulling "where's the bull at moverdie", other things etc. In the council estate are multiple gangs known to locals and citizens as, 103, reepogang, rezogang each with highly dangerous members from ages 14-24. The most heated place advisable to stay clear from is commonly known as 'the strip'. The strip is where your most likely to find these hooligans and it covers areas like elm grove, block apartments, and starts at loco shop to the co-op.

Dad- come on son we're going to visit your Nan this weekend.
Son- nanny h? Who lives in Murston, yea dad you must think I'm a dinlo. Sure I'm gunna go to that estate full of pikeys. On your own

by Unknown ticna April 2, 2018

Mustache

The source of all righteous power; the facial hair style of the sophisticated man or woman.
Antonym:Evil

1) The power of the mustache will save us from ultimate evil!
2) Wow! what a great mustache!

by Bardsley's Sidekick THE FUZZLE February 23, 2009