muddy macaroni

a weird made up word made up by a weird person who wont follow ppl back

anyway you want to use muddy macaroni, it can be used.

by mel.z July 26, 2017

Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off

Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!

by Dan V and Nicky g December 30, 2020

muddy werewolf

Anal sex where the woman has diarrhea and squirts on your dick and she only shaves her muff on a full moon.

Jeff said damn sarah needs to wipe her ass butt i still gave her tore up that muddy werewolf.

by TwatLicka 2.0 February 22, 2020

muddy virgin

A Straight guy who has had anal but not Vaginal sex who claims he’s still a Virgin

Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?

Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin

by Yachtboy2016 January 20, 2020

Muddy Pepperoni

When a woman inserts her erect nipples into the man’s asshole. Ice is permittable in achieving this move.

Stephanie gave me a muddy pepperoni before you got here, so needless to say I’m ready to party.

by Batesyboy October 07, 2018

Muddy lean

lean that has multiple pills in it making look like there is sand in it.

Ayy Rory made some muddy lean for the party tonight.

by Fritzelfri February 02, 2019

muddy hitler

I went down on this girl last night and she must not have wiped her ass enough cause when i looked in the mirror i had a muddy hitler mustache. Dirt bitch. Clean that taint and ass

I was giving this women oral sex doggy style and when i was done she asked why i had a muddy like hitler mustache skid mark on my lip looking like a muddy hitler

by KC DIRT March 17, 2014