Mouse Cock

Someone who has a very tiny cock, also someone who doesn't like the term Donkey Dick

Well he didn't like donkey dick so now I call him mouse cock

by Deadliest Catch Xtra Crabs April 21, 2009

Mousekatool

A firearm. Most likely a handgun that can be concealed easily and drawn in a swift and fast motion.

Conner got fed up with the bullying, so he pulled out a mousekatool out of his book bag.

by OneSackBandit November 14, 2021

gym mouse

Someone who goes to the gym for pussy reasons. eg. going to the gym and doing cardio or only training legs

“ Logan is being a gym mouse today, he wants to train legs instead of chest.

by donttrainlegs May 29, 2023

Mickey Mouse

Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.

Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II

by CheezyTots14 April 29, 2013

mouseholing

Before hitting that ass, shaving your head except for a few strands, then bringing your bald head to her anus and trying to fit through, like a mouse desperately trying to enter a hole. Other possibles alternatives are by using your pubes to resemble whiskers and fitting your balls in her ass

My and my girl tried mouseholing last night

by TigerKingDick March 21, 2017

mouseburger

A plain, bland, nondescript person, usually female.

She is such a mouseburger, I never pictured her stealing my boyfriend.

by Sheena Louise June 30, 2006

double clicking her mouse

a way that guys refer to the females masturbation process.

Last night I caught my girlfriend double clicking her mouse.

by kimi_kat22 May 7, 2008