Mooby Dick

The act of titty fucking a fat man with moobs.

Greg likes to treat his man to some Mooby Dick.

by The E-Radicator September 24, 2014

moobs

The words man and boobs fused together. The unusually large amounts of fat stored on the upper chest of a man. Also called a man bosom. Especially disgusting if the male is wearing a very tight shirt and you can see his man titties. It is very humorous when they jiggle around like jelly. Usually seen in overweight people, but can also belong to more average people

Random Chick: Look at the moobs on Vartan!
Me: Wow! He's like an F-cup!
Vartan: Where does one buy bras?
Everyone: Up your ass and around the corner!

by Guy Bravado April 26, 2015

moobiotics

Inexpensive

pharmaceuticals without a prescription.

I can't afford to go to the doctor and get a prescription, so I went to the feed store and got some "moobiotics" for my infection.

by emilejfagerstromiv April 5, 2020

moobalism

When you feed your cow their own kind.

hey bro i just fed my cow a burger
aye bro isn't that moobalism

by l0l47 March 26, 2021

Moozy

The opposite of zoom, being sluggish/slow

The bus is being so moozy today!

by AlphaDelta31 June 26, 2021

moobl

Moobl or Moobling or the Mooble move is when you jerk off it into a massage cup and suck it on your girlfriends nipple and let it sink into the nipple hole. After a few minutes when its inside the boob, you remove the cup and politely ask your girlfriend to squirt the boob-cum into your mouth.

Boy: Babe i wanna do a moobl move
Girl: Ok, let me get the cups

Boy: OH FUCK YEAH BABY MOOBL IT
Girl: E E E EE E E

by tsotsar nono January 11, 2023

Moobmeister

The alpha male of all men with perky man boobs (moobs). He usually loves it when other guys motorboat him.

"That guy Rutger has such perky moobs!"
"Yeah, he's the absolute Moobmeister."

by Peterminator January 31, 2015