Mitts

Man tits.

Boy howdy that boy got some mitts on him.

by AngeryPirate83 February 9, 2020

Mitt set

When you want to tell all of your friends how awesome of a night you had, but you’re too drunk to get the words out.

How was your night?

Brad: mitt set

by Eliseisms August 31, 2020

MITT

Mark Is Totally Tubular

Me: See that guy Mark?
Katie: Yeah. What about him?
Me: He's totally tubular. MITT
Katie: Well put. MITT indeed.

by mitt September 9, 2012

mitt fart

Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out

Dam girl you just mitt farted

by dolceglr September 22, 2013

schmuzz mitt

this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).

#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more

by flyingcow101 October 30, 2011

Catchers Mitt

When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.

I used the catchers mitt last night on your mom!

by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023

poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023