mitchell kiss

an extremely painful kiss performed by a total virgin. often involves a back-bending procedure

#1 "holy shit look at those two kissing"

2# "aww man thats a total mitchell kiss"

by Anonymouseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2010

Mitchell Roberts

A snitch. Will get bashed to steal your girl. will treat you like a princess. Gay cunt that shaves his legs. Gym boys. Fucks his own mum (wendy)

Stop being a Mitchell Roberts

by Snitch__ May 6, 2019

Mitchell Jones

The feral cat found in the metal trash can down the street last thursday.

Oh, that Mitchell Jones kid is eating crayons again.

by Robert is second best! July 29, 2020

Pulling a Mitchell

When you do something so incredibly gay, people automatically assume your name is Mitchell.

Dude, did you see John Pulling a Mitchell? He's so gay!!

by SpookyBoi69 October 22, 2017

Mitchell

A cookie thief - typically steals Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream Chocolate

FBI: OPEN UP WE GOT A MITCHELL IN OUR MIDST!
Karen: HOLY SHIT CALL THE SWAT TEAM!
Ninja: Don't Neg

by MazdasAreTheBest December 29, 2019

Mitchell Garcia

Awesome, and Daddy like.

Did you see Mitchell Garcia? He's awesome.

by Daddy Awesome. December 11, 2011

Mitchell DeFrancisco

Mitchell DeFrancisco

I hate my life, I wish I was like Mitchell DeFrancisco.

by travs.boy.9 October 15, 2017