common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

big mistakey

Making a mistake, usually with another girl. A huge mistake. Something like, getting head from a flat girl thats really ugly!

Jakey why did you try to get head from that girl? That's a big mistakey!

by jw June 18, 2003

Misgendering mistakes

Girl?🤨😀 -agender person

Friend: “GIRL-“
..: “girl?🤨😀“
Friend: chile
..: MISGENDERING MISTAKES HAVE TAKEN PLACE *proceeds to message on ever platform*

by Bclue November 9, 2021

Huge mistake

Asking a girl what's wrong when they look sad.

Person 1: "Crap dude I made a huge mistake."
Person 2: "You asked Carly what's wrong didn't you?"

by Vampslayerguy January 21, 2015

Mistake

a female side of beef

I would like to order some of your mistake, please.

by Smite Havoc June 11, 2006

bingo-mistake

noun - is a regrettable decision someone makes when he or she performs the second or third alternative to a desired activity out of near desperation.

G: "No, the casino is too far, I'm low on gas. Let's go gamble by playing Bingo."
A: "OK!"
(After 10 minutes of gambling, boredom and not winning)
G: "Let's get outta here!"
A: "Yeah, this was a bingo-mistake!"

by Gamaliel August 3, 2007

Rookie Mistake

Falling asleep at a sleepover first

falling asleep at a sleepover first = rookie mistake

by Civilian Gaming July 5, 2022