Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping

Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''

by Hola ese June 06, 2015

Miracle (The Informant)

Special spy in the hospital that provides intel on Majestic Arch's situations. Once Arch's emergencies are over, she delves back into the shadows of... Zootopia, never to be seen again. (Except when Arch's emergencies happen again). Likes ice cream. And... the sloth in Zootopia.

Miracle (The Informant) is literally a miracle.

by requiem_reaper April 13, 2021

miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.

"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"

by MasterBater January 30, 2013

Miracle potion

Doctor Mike's new definition of Detox, a miracle potion.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, did you see that new detox smoothie on TikTok?"
Guy 2:"You mean that stupid miracle potion? Please, it doesn't do anything."

by unfortunate anemo August 15, 2024

miracle nug

When you’re searching through a bag of shake and by some miracle, find a whole nug.

“I know I said I was dry, but I found some miracle nugs in my bag of shake.” “Oh no way man that’s sick”

by BigusDongus445 May 05, 2021

Monthly Miracle

A woman's period.

Ashley: I was really worried, but I finally got my monthly miracle.

Austin: Whew....

by skittle$ March 11, 2009

miracle of 1984

When the USA beat the Soviet Union in Olympics, winning a gold medal bestowed by God

It was the Miracle of 1984

by DCobler February 18, 2016