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miracle-gazillor

The real name for the so called 'food-processor'.
Thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad! It's just what I wanted for Christmas! It's not as cool as my choppy-chop (the real name for the so called 'slap-chop' device), but I love it!
by mockme December 24, 2012
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National Miracle Day

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia
Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day
by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019
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Wei Wen Miracle

It is when your friend starts an assignment that is due in 12 hours. Since they are your friend, you go and help them. But at this point, you need a miracle, and not even God can help them but you.
It is commonly use in situation which your friend need help in an assignment so last minute that this term have to be use.
"Bro, I need help with this assignment"
"WTF, this assignment is due in 12 hours"
"Yea, I was procrastinating"
"You are going to need a Wei Wen Miracle"
by Li Ying August 16, 2025
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Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.
"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"
by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019
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miracle round

Dude, do you have any miracle round?

We’re gonna get so high off miracle round
by martylosthisclothez February 12, 2023
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miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.
"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"
by MasterBater February 4, 2013
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Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating
Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip
by Halex69club February 1, 2019
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