Minions

strange small yellow orbs who yell papaya and banana and speak either spanish or some variant of pig latin

yo, did you see minions rise of gru
yeah, but why did they just yell papaya the entire time

by eleven_enthusiast July 31, 2022

Mayo Minion

A racial slur against white people.

Usually used sarcastically.

Becky: You know what? I’m going to put that uppity black bitch in her place!
Shaniqua: Shiver me timbers! The Mayo Minion is approaching hahaha!

by HippoFart June 16, 2024

Minion lover

Brothers by blood lovers by choice

your my little minion lover

by Hotmonion March 21, 2022

Minions

what race is yellow and in what place in this world is everything made due to child slavery, CHINA!!!

minions are CHINESE children!

by Mr_Impatient December 29, 2021

minions

minions are tiny tic tac looking bithes who for some reaon me and my friend aore with our hearts

Christina: " OMG LOOK *points at something blue and yellow" MINIONNNNSSS"
me: "MINIOOOOOOOOOONS" minions

by andeiwei%^ July 23, 2022

Minions

I hate them

Minions suck

by Rainbow_giraffe4411 September 26, 2020

sesh minion

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.

Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.

by Communizm April 5, 2017