A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.
by Barber Frank July 5, 2025
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Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole
by Cat Maflin October 8, 2023
Get the milwaukee muzzleloader mug.When the Milwaukee Bucks lose the first two games of a playoff series and then win 4 straight, thus completing the #Bucksin6 prophecy.
by #bucksin6 May 27, 2018
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Get the Milwaukee blower mug.The worst fucking private school in all of Wisconsin. They suck at sports and somehow manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy with about $5000-6000 more in tuition. Nobody like the students or staff here and every other kid at this fucking school drive a G-Wagon or a Urus.
Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?
Yea bro.
Damn it must suck going to class with fucking weirdos who have no life and get fucked in a stall by the male staff every day.
Yea, its pretty easy to walk tho bc its not like ur getting fucked by anything big.
Yea bro.
Damn it must suck going to class with fucking weirdos who have no life and get fucked in a stall by the male staff every day.
Yea, its pretty easy to walk tho bc its not like ur getting fucked by anything big.
by KoolKidsKlub52 July 1, 2024
Get the University School of Milwaukee mug.The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.
"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."
by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023
Get the Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry mug.A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.
by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025
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