milwaukee mustache

Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.

Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!

by Agent_Hollywood January 2, 2018

milwaukee muzzleloader

When your asshole gets too stretched out to butt drugs so you have to start ramming them down your pee hole with a q-tip

Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole

by Cat Maflin October 8, 2023

Milwaukee Shot Glass

When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.

I hear your grandmother is a champ when it comes to Milwaukee Shot Glasses

by CosmicRatSalad October 9, 2023

milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead

"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News

by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023

Milwaukee tickle

When he went down for a chew he accidentally gave her a Milwaukee tickle.

First you need to grow a “pervert style” moustache and get her into the 69 position. When the bristles of your moustache accidentally or intentionally sweep over her ass hole you have achieved the Milwaukee tickle.

by Tbod33 January 29, 2024

Milwaukee Mix

A concoction of all the drinks available from a gas station soda drink dispenser in the largest cup available.

Hey, let's go to the 711 down the street later to get a Milwaukee mix.

by AtomicBalls April 29, 2023

The Milwaukee Mouthwash

When a girl squirts in your mouth while she is crushing your head between her thighs

I heard Kamala gave Ron The Milwaukee Mouthwash and he couldn't talk for a week.

by Richard Waterson December 4, 2023