Barstool Merry-go-round

Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.

Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment

by Ax_manhandaler October 28, 2025

Hell merries

What you supposedly will be soon experiencing if you don't say your "Hail Marys" now.

I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.

by QuacksO October 31, 2023

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah

(Mer-ee nu-soul-giv-ing-kwan-za-ka)

What you say to People when you don't want to be PC, but at the same time you want to be inclusive.

Example:

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah my maybe religious friend.

by JoTheGayUnicorn June 13, 2017

Merry Christmas

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.

I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).

by juwdan December 27, 2023

Merri

The spelling of her name says it all—unique. Her smile and candor lights up a room instantly. People gravitate to her due to her warmth, masterful planning, wit, and beauty. She may be a bit obsessed with Friends and cheesy Hallmark movies, but makes the best pasta and partner around. A queen, goddess, and essential to any party.

Elizabeth Taylor petitioned to change her first name to “Merri”.
Do you have something in your front pocket, or did looking at Merri do that?

by Kermithefroggggggyayyyy November 23, 2021

A merry mojzis

During Christmas, you find yourself under a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the other gender. You ejaculate on the same sex partner, and rub your dick on a pinecone.

Dude its Christmas eve, but I can't wait to have a merry Mojzis tomorrow

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

go on one's merry way

Jocular and/or euphemistic way of referring to suicide.

Bob: Phil, have you seen Pete since he blew that interview?
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.

Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.

by UDUser4820 May 24, 2018