Melissa is a name for the worst kind of people, awful inside and out. Do NOT trust a Melissa. Usually, slutty-backstabbers with no compassion. Immature people with no sense of humor.
by Bellalexi123 August 04, 2016
The palest girl around town who falls for the type of guy who lingers around the gay bar and chats it up the nocturnal citizens of the under world. A Melissa will usually sound exactly like kermit the frog.
Brad: hey marven, whos that that chick whose whiter than sour cream? I'd like to put gas into that car if you catch my drift!
Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.
Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.
by cramped thighs December 28, 2011
by weeburt November 04, 2010
Someone who constantly talks shit. This person litterally only opens her mouth to talk all kinds of mad rediculous shit...even when she isnt involved in the conversation she will still interject in order to talk shit.
boy- so bro wanna chill or something
random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT
boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you
random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT
boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you
by OHgreat1 January 04, 2012
anthony popocas girlfriend.
by ilikeanthony November 11, 2018
A vile woman whom has been known to be extremely mentally ill, Virgo based, and wretched. She thrives off of swindling people and living double lives, she has 12 personalities and truly doesn’t know which one she is. A true danger to all society and basic health in all manners. When seen do not approach at any motherfucking cost, if approached simply soothe your panic attack with acute smiling until she fucks off. She has low vibrations which correlate with the Tartarus vibrations and should NEVER be trusted. A true Katerina Petrova if you will. (But never valid)
The name Melissa shall henceforce be known as the cursed name and anyone that is named Melissa shall suffer an inhumane amount of mental illnesses, drug addiction problems, sex addict issues, and will grow up to leave their children behind to live with old men. Melissa can also be associated with the words wench, fucker, naw, and hell naw. Melissa all around is cancelled and never a valid name or person.
The name Melissa shall henceforce be known as the cursed name and anyone that is named Melissa shall suffer an inhumane amount of mental illnesses, drug addiction problems, sex addict issues, and will grow up to leave their children behind to live with old men. Melissa can also be associated with the words wench, fucker, naw, and hell naw. Melissa all around is cancelled and never a valid name or person.
Guy 1- hey do you know Melissa?
Guy 2- yeah I caught my dad watching her soft porn
Guy 1- oh🫥
Guy 2- it was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life
Guy 2- yeah I caught my dad watching her soft porn
Guy 1- oh🫥
Guy 2- it was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life
by -a victim September 09, 2022
Overachiever, split ends, wears the same clothes every day. Obnoxious, and rude. Thinks she is better than everyone else and feels the need to hit on your man. I give her props for not switching schools when everyone found out about what she did to her ex-boyfriend.
Lexi: Really, Melissa? Stop hitting on my man.
Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you.
Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports
Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye!
Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you.
Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports
Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye!
by hmmthatsmeeeeee December 12, 2011