Cage Match

Competition against your opponent to post pictures of Nicolas Cage in unsuspecting places.

Inspired by a "Cage Match" posted on Imgur between a mother and her daughter

Use of images from the subreddit: r/onetruegod (All Hail Nicolas Cage!) is strongly encouraged.

I've had an Cage match going on between me and my buddy for a long time, he made my shit my pants when I went to the bathroom and there was a picture of him on each piece of toilet paper.

by kahn9891 May 6, 2013

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

the carpet matches the drapes

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

my space match

to have an argument with someone you have never met through a common friends my space page.

I sent my buddy a message on my space and his crazy ex thinks she has to comment on it, so now the my space match is on. Current score 3-2

by boxin bitch May 23, 2009

Caps Lock Match

A screaming match that is written/typed. As in an instant messenger conversation.

Caps Lock Match

Sareena: YOU NEVER COME HOME!
Megan: I LIVE TOO FAR AWAY!

by Ashegan McDonald March 22, 2009

Light some matches

(Verb): To hang out with friends; chill in' out, maxin', relaxin'.

Bored today, someone hit me up so we can light some matches.

Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Ranked matches (LoL)

This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.

Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.

by Triggered 24/7 August 23, 2018