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Transparent Mask

A useless or pointless avatar, alias, or secret identity
Bill: Hey fuckface, we met together at John's BBQ and Bar yesterday, right?
*UtilityMan stops before he could finish beating Shrimp Scoundrel to death*
Bill: Dude, you need to drop that transparent mask of yours and just admit it. Everyone in Redwood City knows your real name and it's retarded to continue denying simple facts.
by FourThirteenTwentyFive March 30, 2019
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masked bragging

Bringing up a topic or telling a story with a fake point with a true intent of showing off details included in the story.
"I had the worst night last night. I totally got a terrible headache because of how hard I was banging Pamela Anderson."
by Yer July 23, 2008
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Bate mask

A virtual reality headset used almost exclusively for watching porn while masturbating.
I cant believe my mom got me a bate mask for christmas, you guys.
by Warmtoiletseats January 12, 2018
mugGet the Bate maskmug.

911 MASK

The call by Fox News medical advisor, Dr. Tucker Carlson from Trump University, to call 911 if adults in sports attire, or children playing outside, refuse to take off their masks when told to do so, because their unacceptable behavior shows sign of blind obedience to the authorities, which want to deprive them of their personal rights.
The 911 mask call by right-wing media channels is aimed at debunking the outdoor mask myth propagated by alt-leftists, who want to control the lives of millions of uninformed citizens.
by MathPlus May 3, 2021
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DIY Masks

Design your own washable face shield to distinguish yourself from the crowd, be it from a used bra, bikini, or briefs—let your creativity shine by doing it yourself.
With mask wearing becoming the new-normal habit for millions of people worldwide in post-pandemic, DIY masks provides artists and creatives an opportunity to showcase their hidden talents to those around them and to countless others on social media.
by MathPlus April 6, 2021
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Courtesy Mask

Mask(s) you keep in your car in case your passenger(s) need a mask while going out during the COVID pandemic
"Ah nertz, I forgot my mask"
"No problem, I keep courtesy masks in my glovebox"
by reed4pop June 27, 2020
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Ahmed's Mask

Ahmed's mask is a powerful being. It is an alien who has taken over the body of a man named Ahmed but continues to pretend to just be a mask. The mask controls Ahmed's body and what he thinks. There are no known sightings of Ahmed without this mask. There is no known cure for Ahmed.
Guys I think Ahmed is being possessed by an EVIL mask.
NOOOOOOOOO
Ahmed's Mask must be stopped.
by JonesGotBones October 21, 2022
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