The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.
Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
Get the Maryland Cock Sucker mug.When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
Get the Maryland CockSucker mug.by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020
Get the the Maryland mud slide mug.Wee-ummz‐sport. A small town on your left river bank just past at Duck Island, coming down the Potomac on your float. Home of the river rats and wildcats and the founding area of steamers , the most desirable food at football games. This town strangely has its own accent not heard in the surrounding towns.
by Rex power colt March 25, 2022
Get the Williamsport, Maryland mug.by anonymous April 29, 2025
Get the maryland father mug.Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024
Get the Maryland goodbye mug.A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.
by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025
Get the Maryland Handshake mug.