Din-marathon

This is a professional activity that includes Collecting Navel Fluff, Extreme Ironing. Mooing ,Beetle Fighting Collecting In-Flight Sick Bags, Toy voyaging, Soap Carving and Quidditch and must be completed before the harvest moon.

John: Hey you do you have any goals
Max: Yeah I really want to become a din-marathon

by It is a real thing February 22, 2022

nut marathon

Busting nuts constantly

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”

by xxogaal November 10, 2022

Cocktail marathon

It is when you go to a bar and order one cocktail and leave after finishing it to move to next bar and repeat the same till you puke off the window off your cab.

We were on a another cocktail marathon last night and we run 12 bars before passing out next to a dumpster...

by Yomamacooksitbetter August 30, 2022

Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

Josh marathon

Studying/ Doing all the previous tests in a class in preparation for a final exam

Yo what’s up I’m about to start studying. I think I’m gonna do a Josh marathon right now.

by Jonnyboy22 May 27, 2024

marginalization marathon

When people bicker about who has it worse or is marginalized worse, they have a marginalization marathon.

My friend group was talking about how hard their lives were and made it a fucking competition.. I swear I am so sick of their marginalization marathons!

by LingDanc803 May 20, 2025

full marathon

A run for insane people who don’t give a fuck about their legs or feet! Toes look like balled up homework.

That dude ran a full marathon with his insane asss.

by Shawty whoopty doo December 17, 2025