low maintenance

Someone who is easy to please, does not require constant pampering, attention or gifts or things done "their way or no way". One who is genuinely happy to enjoy the company of others. Easy-going, unselfish and usually a joy to be around. Usually male, as most women are high maintenance.

My friend from California came up to visit. He's low maintenance, so we just chilled, had a good time, and he didn't whine about my not having digital TV.

by Ashoka July 12, 2006

Camp Manitou

a summer heaven for young male athletes. They have this awesome thing called college league and an intense color war. A lot of chillin and pretty solid food. AN AWESOME CAMP! Everybody there is awesome and whoever isnt there is missing out.

boy: where do you go to camp?
perfect boy: Camp Manitou
boy: what! i'm so jealous!
perfect boy: yea i don't blame you

by campcritic November 9, 2010

Maintenence Superintendant

sits in the back corner of the workshop and pretends to be busy on the phone. Generally, does Fuck all except in the 24 hours prior to his manager arriving on site. Often believed to be paid paid twice as they are worth.

Wife: what did you do at work today Honey?
Maintenance Super: Fucken Heaps, Get me a rum whilst I get the thought of Planner out of my head.

Maintenence Superintendant is a person in charge of Maintaining equipment in a large organisation

by Knuds April 18, 2011

manita

Türkish slang for girl... of course a hot one !! ;-)

Damn look at this manita !!!

by Ferhat March 10, 2003

Man It Out

When a man hurts himself then screams like a big sissy girl with little pigtails in pain or simply complains too much and a friend states this phrase which will make them make them feel stupid, humiliated and unmanlike/unmanly/increasingly more womenly it can also be used to belittle men who display womeness.

(man chips nail then crys)
"Man It Out Clint"

(Meat-Head guy swallows live Grenade)
(Nearby man screams with fear and runs off)
(Meat-Head guy bellows "Man It Out" You fool as he is exploding)

by James Newby September 17, 2007

chocolate maintenance

The use of chocolate to detoxify habitual users of heroin or opiate painkillers.

Typical dialog from someone on chocolate maintenance:

"OMG, I am so dopesick.. HAND OVER THAT CADBURY BAR!!"

by nocturnal June 25, 2006

Maintenance Poop

The act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little poop as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.

I sat down on the toilet to take a piss on my lunch break, but I thought a maintenance poop would be a good idea since I have a meeting coming up.

by Lumbertrap September 18, 2015