mandatory sex party

this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.

variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc

dave: did you go to the party last night?

dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?

dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.

by willhard9723 May 19, 2013

grundel marathon

Assembling a large army of your cohorts to go on a sexy romp through a densely populated area, the object being to continuously grasp the grundel of the person in front of you at all times. The result is a bouncing chain of jubilant ninnywitts. Knibb High Football rules!

"Hey Todd, I'd be honored if you were behind me in today's grundel marathon!"
"Sure no problem, big guy, make sure u squeeze em hard, and until the pus comes out."

by steven bo-bevin January 12, 2009

Mongathon

When a person can speak perfect English when they talk to you in person, but abbreviates every word in a sentence so the sentence becomes unreadable when they are online.

Spoken - Hello. How are you today? Did you pick up your essay from Mr Jones?

Online - hi how r u 2day did u pic ^ ur sa frm mr J

This is an example of a Mongathon.

by Sundariel January 12, 2006

Marathon Tuesday

Marathon Tuesday is similar to Marathon Monday in that it is an event involving the consumption of massive amounts of booze.

What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability

Y'all you know what tomorrow is?
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.

by geniusyall October 5, 2011

Mancation

When a guy goes on a vacation sometimes with his guy friends, but without the biatch along

I needed some sun and fun so I told my wife I was going on a golfing mancation.

by honus tyronus December 30, 2008

Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.

hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.

by Reptar08 July 1, 2010

super charged ass sex marathon

When you do enough cocaine and MDNA to have ass sex 4 times, and get pink eye, but still hire a babysitter to go out for more. Typical good old fashion Holiday Bender behavior.

I want to blow bbg and do blow after our super charged ass sex marathon but tomorrow I need to get more pink eye medicine.

by NugsDotCom December 6, 2017