A millenial, male or female, that engages in “ghosting” rather then be an adult and break-up with someone in any manner. Text, call, email, or in person are acceptable.
Friend 1 - “hey, how are things going with that new guy?”
Friend 2 - “Well, great for two months and then all the sudden he stopped talking to me. That jerk ghosted me!”
Friend 1 - “Not even a text?”
Friend 2 - “Nope, nothing.”
Friend 1 - “What a Millennial Pussy! At least text after two months”
Friend 2 - “Yup!”
Friend 2 - “Well, great for two months and then all the sudden he stopped talking to me. That jerk ghosted me!”
Friend 1 - “Not even a text?”
Friend 2 - “Nope, nothing.”
Friend 1 - “What a Millennial Pussy! At least text after two months”
Friend 2 - “Yup!”
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Millennial: I would like some ranch dressing and a buffalo mac'n cheese pizza (or any other millennial pizza that should not exist).
Cashier: The ranch is an extra charge is that okay?
Millennial: Yeah, my parents just put money in my bank account.
Millennial: I would like some ranch dressing and a buffalo mac'n cheese pizza (or any other millennial pizza that should not exist).
Cashier: The ranch is an extra charge is that okay?
Millennial: Yeah, my parents just put money in my bank account.
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A God Damn Millennial, as opposed to a millennial born in the 1980's or 1990's, is a millennial born on or after January 1st, 2000 and who makes 80's/90's millennial's feel old.
by C137 January 2, 2018
Get the God Damn Millennial mug.1) Lacking feelings, emotions and empathy for anyone else in the world besides one's own self due to having O.C.D. behaviors related to years of addiction to one's phone, texting, social media, messaging and/or all related areas which therefore evolve into personality dysfunctions in society connected with A.D.D., A.D.H.D. and/or any related emotional personality defects caused from one's addiction to electronics.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
Millennial Communication Disorder (MCD) can be defined as one or more of the above definitions but better expressed in the example of the following:
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
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Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!
Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!
by TushT June 8, 2018
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by TreeHuggerKyle November 10, 2017
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Millennial: Gen Z is trying to tell make us stop wearing skinny jeans
Gen Z: Ok Millennial. I don't care.
Gen Z: Ok Millennial. I don't care.
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