One who often looks, acts, or thinks that are all that and a bag of potato chips, when really no girl will ever want to get with them.
by Virgil Sanders January 21, 2008

A freakin' sweet roller derby team located in Humboldt County, California - named after the limbs that fall off of trees and kill people.
We got creamed last night by the Widow Makers from Humboldt Roller Derby. They literally mopped the track with our jammer.
by Vena Schnytzel March 18, 2011

A sexual act performed by a man to a woman, in which he performs anal sex on her, shortly followed by vaginal sex, with the intended consequence being the development of a yeast infection by the woman.
by Davy Daniels June 11, 2006

A love maker is a person who can't bang anybody, but instead can only make love. Usually women are love-makers, but a male can play the part. For love makers, sex is fun, but a one-night stand is out of the question. They prefer to talk about their feelings and need the "mood" to be set. Sex can't be meaningless, it has to have emotion for them.
Adam: "So Ben left the party with Emily last night, but he wouldn't have sex with her cause he didn't want to have a one night stand and be 'that kind of guy'"
Ben: "Why won't he just have sex and stop being a love maker?"
Ben: "Why won't he just have sex and stop being a love maker?"
by JoNicks May 10, 2009

by I_will_mess_you_up April 20, 2018

An individual that can irritate you so intensely that you innately form a defensive response in order to deal with their very presence.
Jake: So me an Jay were sitting on the TA trying to see what were gonna do this weekend. Then White comes over talking all this BS and pissin us off!
Tim: Yeah, White's a real Pearl maker.
Tim: Yeah, White's a real Pearl maker.
by Painkiller2-3 October 23, 2008
