Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018

sloppy macaroni

Similar to sex...The Greatest thing in the fucking world.

Damn her pussy sound like sloppy macaroni

by Athenabitch November 13, 2018

sprunk macaroni

A very good looking autistic man tends to attract lots of females at all times and is just amazing in bed and has many fetishes such as bdsm feet and uncircumcised penises

Damn look at that sprunk macaroni he fine

Damn straight god damn I wanna hop on his lopsided penis

by Grand autismo May 28, 2019

bony macaroni

The great Italians definition of a penis stiff and has a conk in it

Jeff: did you know I have a bony macaroni for you

by Iamacommondblock April 16, 2020

Stoney macaroni

A Stoney macaroni is a girl at number 2

That get very stoned an denied it

I’m not stoney macaroni!

It’s dad’s fault

But I have the munches!!!

by 1111111sm April 28, 2020

Elbow Macaroni

Noun: someone who is always there for you no matter what, just like elbow macaroni always be in the cabinet.

If you ever need anything, I'm your elbow macaroni, baby.. I'ma always be there.

by gUUdnUhs September 22, 2021

Tony Macaroni

A silly Italian bastard with underlying dark triad traits that leads others into believing he is just an innocent idiot

"There goes Johnny farting in a guys face again. I heard he was Italian. They should change his name to Tony Macaroni or something funny like that."

by Johnny Vein December 31, 2021