Lonely Moment

Any moment where a seen-by-all verbal or physical gaff leaves you feeling all alone in a crowd

Example 1: When you think you said something super funny but no one else is laughing.

Example 2: taking a tumble in front of a crowd of people but not being injured enough to fake unconsciousness so you're forced to get up, brush off and mumble "darn those stairs someone really ought to fix them" - and think to yourself "crap, that was a lonely moment."

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009

Lone Ranger

A police officer alone.

He's coming up to the car. What are we gonna do?

He's just a Lone Ranger; I'll WAIST him!

What seems to be the problem here guys?

Hi, we're from the Uniform Belt Company. If you have a few spare moments, I'd like to show you some of our fine quality belts in our Law Enforcement line...

by Pork Chopper January 30, 2007

lone ninja

The most badass superhero of all. Not just a normal ninja, this supremely superior savior has more skills than ever imagined. Not only is she ingeniously smart, but her cunning and grace can strike fear into the heart of even the worst of criminals. She is a advocate for good and the slayer of evil. She has one weakness, however, a flaw left in her evolutionary code: British Accents.

Guy One: Dude, I think I had a date with the Lone Ninja last night.
Guy Two: No way, man, I heard she foiled a roberey attempt at the Louvre last night.
Guy One: I dunno, dude. All i know is that this girl was smart, sexy, and intimidating.

by Lone Ninja July 10, 2006

Lonely Flower

The act of explaining to everyone how lonely you are even though you are surrounded by friends.

Guy1: Dude I am having a terrible week no one wants to chill with me.

Guy2: Dude I am right here stop being such a lonely flower.

by edgedsniper October 1, 2012

Lone Wolf

Biker with no club affiliation. No back patches visible on their cut and ride independently of any club or organisation.

That biker looks like a lone wolf, he's not wearing a back patch.

by Arse face May 7, 2018

Lonely Lodge

A place where lonely people go or bad people go to if there bad in Fortnite.

I went to Lonely Lodge and ate shit.

by 0161 Many on the map. February 8, 2019