pew locked

When you are trying to get out of church, and there are people at both ends of the pew that are not leaving, forcing you to stay. These people usually wait until the last note of the song is sung, or until everyone else in the aisle has passed before they leave.

If you get pew locked and you're in a hurry, you usually run into aisle salmon as well, delaying you further.

I was trying to get out of church quickly this morning to make it home before kickoff, but I was pew locked, so I ended up missing it.

by AugDog May 12, 2009

Lobby Locker

Someone who joins a game in most common circumstances Modern Warfare 2 to block slots so that several people in the game can boost.

The aim of the lobby locker is to fill the slot so that a random doesnt join the game and spoil the boosting session. The locker usually just roams the map without interfearing with the other people gaming.

Lobby lockers can range in numbers from 1 up to however many.

Hey John we need to get some Lobby Lockers for our boosting session later, lets see if we can get some

by Jaison Chamsine January 4, 2010

Hurt Lockered

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.

I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.

by richardslinger September 10, 2010

Tug Locker

A part of the short-term memory where images of attractive people you've recently seen or briefly met reside. This provides mental fuel for masturbation in the future.

Guy #1: Man, did you see that hottie that just asked me for a light?
Guy #2: One more for the Tug Locker.

by Cynicanadian August 29, 2012

Wine Locked

When too much alcohol is consumed and you get stuck on a task or word and you repeatedly keep trying to do said task or say the same word over and over and over again your brain is Wine Locked.

Don't drink too much jungle juice or you'll get wine locked!
That thot is so wine locked , she been trying to open the door for an hour .

by The Kid , Don Don , Diamond June 5, 2017

Butt locker

A male or female whose butthole is like a succubus. It locks the souls of the penises that penetrate it.

That guy from grinder was a total butt locker

by Buttstuff93 July 10, 2018

Stink locker

A woman’s dirty, sweaty, smelly asshole

I tongue punched Katie’s stink locker before I fucked it last night

by JaLaCo February 27, 2020