loaft

n; loaft, loafter, loafting
to loaft - to do nothing productive

"We've got things to do, stop loafting."
"Don't loaft man, we've got to go bun."
"Look at this guy, he's doing nothing. What a loafter!"

by Sphinks May 23, 2006

LaFamilia

The exclusive mafia of the Gods, bound to legion by L4.

Cho-Mane, LaF Mane, Gucc Mane, motherfuckin' LaFamilia!

by jewman98 September 24, 2013

boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

by JakE May 22, 2007

Water Loafer

One who goes to restauraunts, mainly fast food places, and orders water in place of any other drink to avoid paying higher costs overall. When done right, one can get more food for a price less than a combo on the combo menu by not getting a drink. For example, at Wendy's, you can get a burger and fries and a drink for about $4, but if you Water Loaf than you can get 2 Texas Double Cheeseburgers, a fry and chili with a water for the same price.

Today we went to Taco Bell and Brandon water loafed to get more food for his $5 than Kelley who didn't water loaf and got less for $5. Brandon will get more bang for his buck for being a Water Loafer.

by willieleiss January 10, 2006

the Loaf

the rock legend that is Meat Loaf

can't beat a bit of the Loaf on a late-night drive home

by TomD4Eva April 30, 2008

loaf-pinching

verb: taking a crap

Hey man, where's the john, i gotta pinch a loaf?

by sloberinwife May 19, 2004

Lafayette Ron Hubbard

Noun, singular: A very fucked up little child, regularly linked to a traumatic childhood who goes on to do lame-ass things. Always a loser with no friends.
Synonyms: loser fucker

"Don't be such a Lafayette Ron Hubbard, Timmy!"

"God, what a tiny gherkin. You'd think you were Lafayette Ron Hubbard or something!"

by Tromedlov August 24, 2008