me cago en la leche

a shorter way of saying "me cago en la leche de la puta que te date la luz", meaning "i shit in the milk of the whore that bore you," a very common insult in spain.

The sort of thing I learn in spanish class.

"I don't like Harry Potter."
"Well then, me cago en la leche."

by maddymaddymaddymaddaaaay December 6, 2004

latch

someone who is clingy

she just don't get it, she is such a latch!

by The-Wolf January 31, 2006

Penis Leach

A male or female who craves and suckles the cock so hard they can only be removed by blunt force trauma and/or burning.

Why you holdin' your cock Bobby? That damn penis leach in the hot tub got a hold of me and Johnny had to burn her with his lighter to get her off.

by Lucky Bucky April 3, 2008

Leachfuck

1. To accept unearned handouts from government agencies.

2. To grow so large and completely foul up your business to the extent that your bankruptcy will cause systemic risk and require a federal bailout.

1. La Fawnduh hates to work so she had 6 kids and lives off unemployment and medicaid. She's a leachfuck.

2. BSC, AIG, BAC, Citibank are leachfucks.

by coondog42 March 20, 2009

leach

A misspelling of the word "leech" used by uneducated people.

You are a bloodsucking leach.

by Alexis_J_M December 5, 2016

lechman

A fat cow who is up tight and needs to get laid, and has orgasm over donuts.

Sarah is such a lechman.
Omg connie pulled a lechman

by Ryan Frost December 29, 2007

I Lechoo

So many people wonder what "I Lechoo" is and what it stands for. It's really quite simple: It's a catch-phrase. One can even call it a universal interrogative particle. I lechoo can be placed just about anywhere and for everything. I lechoo think that I lechoo will just be slang. You see, we here at "ilechoo.com" have a mission, and that mission is to introduce a new phrase into our language, any language. It's really phenomenal how things come to be, and the history of "I lechoo" is evident. I won't go into that much right now, but I will explain, if even for just a bit, a few of the ways "I lechoo" can be implemented into daily life; if you see a political leader doing something you don't really agree with you can ridicule their actions by stating sternly, "I lechoo" - this provides a sort of inner-release necessary in maintaining ones cool. Perhaps your boss decides to give you a raise and hands over a few tickets to San Tropez, or any other exotic destination on Earth, well this is a perfect time to express your gratitude with "I lechoo."

So, you see, there's really a wide range of uses for "I lechoo" - we've all discussed how odd it is that people always answer the phone with the ubiquitous "hello," well next time the phone rings pick it up and answer with "I lechoo," and I by all means lechoo. This lets the caller know that you're ready for talking and you don't want to spend those precious moments checking to see if the call actually went thru like they used to do "back in the good ole days" - with their sorry "hello" babble. I can think of infinite possibilities for this phenomenal conjuncture, but I'll leave it up to your imagination to begin applying it to whatever you feel is appropriate. Let's watch history develop and evolve, I lechoo.

Bartender: "Can I get you boys a beer?"

You: "Ahh, sure, I lechoo get me a New Castle."

by Giovanni Hernández January 22, 2004