leaner

When someone leans a trash can of water against an inward swinging door so that when the occupant opens the door the water splashes into the room soaking it.

My friend got hit by a leaner in the dorms.

by Ben the guy at UNL December 27, 2005

Leadership

noun: An umbrella term meaning, or relating to, being involved in lame/pointless/time-wasting/tax-dollar-wasting/tuition-dollar-wasting "opportunities" at the University of Wisconsin - Green Bay. Those who participate in "leadership" often participate in one of six organizations that have different names, but are actually all the same thing. They also find themselves lacking in the friends department - they are losers and have nothing else better to do. Often times you'll find a "leader" as just the opposite as Webster defines. In fact, leadership is super exciting for these "leaders" that they often get a leadership boner (see "leadership boner"). They become so fully torqued at the word "leadership" that they pop a juicy, raging boner. This boner stays raging until they have been properly sucked off and/or banged. Unfortunately for them, "leadership" is women repellent. The leadership boner almost never reverts to the flaccid state. In a nutshell, "leadership" is a word used to give false credit and affirmations to lame college students as well as the mentally retarded.

"Hey Mitchell, would you like to participate in leadership since we have no friends?!"

"Yes Aaron, I would love to get a boner over false productivity and occupy our time with uselessness while failing to be an adequate member of society!"

by aarona09 November 21, 2011

Down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver

When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.

GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.

by rawr17 January 21, 2010

Leaderbrand

The surname for a truly awesome individual. Usually a sexual being; able to arouse others with little effort.

"Christina Leaderbrand is so sexy. I can't get enough!!"

by XML March 27, 2009

Yell Leader

Alternative term for a male cheerleader, to help secure masculinity in those dared to try out by upperclassmen

Whoa! That new yell leader is grabbing my girls ass more than I do!

by seven.two October 28, 2008

future leaders of the world

Future Leaders of the World (FLOW)is a cool band with a post-grunge sound to their music. the band includes the members Phil (cool vocals-kinda like kurt cobain's but definitely in more tune haha), Jake (wow u should just see him play the guitar he's so into it), Bill (hershdawg-best bass player i've seen & into the music), and Carl (what can i say, definitely no one else who can keep up w/ the beat!) who are really cool and down to earth be sure to check out their music cuz it's the best thing ever!

FLOW fan:FLOW is the newest and best bad right now and all you haters of the band don't know a thing about grunge

by person March 6, 2005

Liberal Leader

A "nobody" who finds a parade and jumps in front of it to mis-represent himself as "somebody".

i.e. Jesse Jackson

"Hey look at me, I'm a leader, give me money"!!

by I Hate Free Loaders July 4, 2005