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LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.
My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.
by Kingzake2121 March 4, 2019
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Laldinpuii

Epitome of perfection. Breathtakingly beautiful, passionate, kind, badass, hot and everything a goddess is. Charming, genius, usually 5'2 but cute, manga addict, minimalist, red enthusiast, has depressive episodes but keeps it cool and 100, bike rides, munchies, cola bars, likes to hibernate.
²Usually Goated
I am Laldinpuii 💯
by zoroseyeball November 21, 2021
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Layyin

He is one horny ass nigga who always moans in class and wants to eat ramin.He will offer a bj to anyone and everyone. He’s gay and wants to fuck ramin all the time. Zayaan is his side chick. He’s ugly, sweaty, and always horny asf.
“Layyin wants ramin again, doesn’t he?” Zayaan sighed and left his house, drenched in the rain which was pouring down from above. Soon, moans were heard all around the neighborhood. ‘Yeah, they’re leaving me out’ he thought as tears streamed down his face and light sobs left his thin, pink lips.
by Layyinlvr69 May 22, 2022
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Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022
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landing pad

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
by cut the cards February 5, 2023
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Ass Landing

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012
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Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.
"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"
by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012
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