lay a date

Snap off a cable,have a shit

I need to lay a date.

by larry lepper head January 19, 2009

lay a pizza

to vomit (especially when one is intoxicated)

After too many tequilas, he rushed outside to lay a pizza on the porch.

by Mr Professor October 26, 2013

lay a cap on

Usually in the combination "to lay a cap on someone": to put an end to someone's life

"This was a man talking who'd just laid a cap on three people back there and he was worried about this guy breathing?" 'Deaver, Jeffery (2003): Twisted, p. 30' (lay a cap on)

by mydi1000 August 12, 2015

Lay a day

An organization that donates one selfie a day to a man by the name of lay to get laid.

I'm a going to send my lay a day to make my worries go away.

by Mando September 11, 2016

Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.

Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck

by AnalFan January 12, 2020

Lay a hen

To have sex with

Did you lay a hen last night? I saw you walking home at 7:00 am

by 2gangster4u March 6, 2023