laidsy 

You're too lazy to have sex. You might be up for just laying there, but can't be bothered with fancy swirls and twirls or effort of any kind.

He's a nice guy, but waay too laidsy for my needs.

laidsy by EleanorMinx September 22, 2013

The laids 

Having, or have had, sexual intercourse with another.

Guy: Hey, would you like to go back to my place and have the laids?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.

The laids by Nex (level:1001) May 28, 2016

laidman's terms 

Complex acts and emotions related to sex described by a sexually experienced man. Layman's terms--but from a man that has been laid.

Jack: "Hey Rob, how can you tell if a girl likes you?"
Rob: "Let me put this in laidman's terms for you. You know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it ass on the floor? It's like that."
Jack: "Nice pun dude!"

laidman's terms by youknowilikeribs August 7, 2010

Zachary James Laidlaw 

An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.

Hey look, it's Zachary James Laidlaw, we should leave before we die in his cologne.

Zachary James Laidlaw by urwerstenemy January 26, 2015

laidher

A replacement for saying "later" when leaving an IM conversation, one that signifies you are leaving to go have sex.

Me: Laidher dude!
<Signed Off>

laidher by Mike Rundle November 18, 2004

laidulation 

being consoled by sexual actions

dude, i need some consolation.

nah dude, what you need is laidulation!

laidulation by tynaisamazing April 10, 2009

Jack of laids 

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.

Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.

Jack of laids by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012