The Lachlan Jarvis

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.

You are The Lachlan Jarvis.

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

Lachlan

Lachlan is an act refered to as someone repeated smashing the back of their head to imitate Lachlan and his flat fucking head. It is also common that they also chisel their brain to smoothen it just like Lachlan. Also Lachlan's eyebrows overlap.

Hey wanna Lachlan?

No I dont want a flat head a smooth brain nor an endomorph body

by PoonanileachlanD December 15, 2023

Lachlan

Lachlan is a rude, insanely annoying person. They are really dorky and quirky and fuck up a lot they are basically the human form of hell

Wow I hate lachlan he is so annoying

by Ggbbhh December 17, 2021

Lachlan cool guy Sigma

Lachlan cool guy sigma will stand for the flag and kneel for the cross

Lmao

Did you see Lachlan cool guy sigma
No, I just broke my legs from jumping from a plane car lmao

by JoshuaNetfold May 1, 2022

Lachlan

The guy who sucks two bananas attached to people

Lachlan is a person who sucks bananas

by Scnjancxj July 23, 2018

Lachlan Allen

Da beast

Lachlan Allen is better than Jacob

by LJA_7ツ June 22, 2022

Lachlan

Whigga who will steal all you bitches chocolate or milk

damn it dat nigga lachlan! hide your grandmother before he puts it in!!!

by rosaparks69420 December 19, 2024