Blind Kung Fu Master

A hilarious role played by Korean Actor Bobby Lee.

Blind Kung Fu Master: THE BLIND KUNF FU MASTER IS HEEEERE!

Destructo Man: Right whatever, see ya.

by Squuuuuuuishy April 05, 2009

asian kung-fu generation

A j-rock band makes great songs made songs in naruto and full metal alchemist openings

twelve,loop & loop, haruka kanata

by jono December 23, 2004

Spiritual Kung-Fu

Spiritual kung-fu is the act of using biblical or religious knowledge to flip someone over your shoulder. Synonymous with "Jesus juke."

I could tell he needed someone to talk to, and I ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his ass for about four hours.

by Citylights July 05, 2011

Kung-fu Jesus

A Mitch = Man-Bitch

I heard you and that Kung-fu Jesus mothafucka got a problem.

by Johnny-Tsunami March 13, 2019

Kung Fu Hustle

A sexual excercise in which a 2x4 is placed in front of a woman's vagina. The man then winds up and slices the board in half with a kung-fu style punch thus splitting the board completely in half and leaving his entire fist inside the woman.

"Hey baby, let's do the Kung Fu Hustle...you can call me Bruce Lee, next stop, inside you."

by Masiso October 19, 2008

Kung Fu Panda 4

Term taken from the "Kung Fu Panda 4, Po discovers crack" meme
Kung Fu Panda 4 usually means crack, but can also mean just drugs in general

"Yeah he's definately doing 4 miles, I saw him doing some Kung Fu Panda 4 earlier"

by Smoop-inator July 10, 2020

asian kung-fu generation

The best asian rock semi alt-punk band that I have heard of. (mouthfull)

Kid 1- Hey, u a akgfan?
Kid 2- wtf?
Kid 1- you must be gay.
Kid 2- shut up!
Kid 1- Akg rocks. Your mom.
Kid 2- You mean Asian Kung-Fu Generation?
Kid 1- *scream* FINALLY!!?! I KICK YOU!

by Tom Butzow March 20, 2007