flying the furry kite

The process of taking your wayward German Shepherd on a walk on a long line as he veers around and you desperately try and stay on your feet.
Just been down on the beach flying the furry kite
by DHomer June 29, 2022
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Kite-tailed

The act of having a couple of drinks (cocktails) followed by four heavy hits of quality weed causing you to get totally fucked up.
Uncle Pete, kite-tailed into oblivion last night making a complete ass of myself.
by pbwadd July 26, 2021
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Go fly a kite

1: A outside activity
2: a insult, telling someone that they’re annoying and that they should go away
1:
Person 1: Hey, wanna go fly a kite?
Person 2: Sure!

2:
Person 1: hey! Hey! Hello! Heyo!
Person 2: go fly a kite.
by Peppa lol December 03, 2022
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Go fly a kite

In my mind it means go F off why?

Well mary poppins said “let’s go fly a kite, up to the highest height!”

But Thomas Edison flew a kite got electrocuted so go fly a kite in my eyes means go put a fork in. Socket or F off
Johnny- Hey Billie looks like the eagles were last in the draft

Billie- Johnny go fly a kite!
by NotTesla May 25, 2022
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Kited

Kited is a mobile RPG that integrates augmented reality (AR), offering users dynamic quests and interactions with AI-generated characters in real-world environments.
I spent the whole afternoon exploring the city and completing quests in Kited, it's amazing how the game blends the real and virtual worlds.
by MikeLesvo June 13, 2023
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Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
by Cravicky July 02, 2016
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PayPal kiting

Similar to check kiting.

Using the 1-2 day delay in funds being withdrawn from an account through PayPal to pay for an item, knowing there is no cash in the account at the time of purchase.

Usually resulting in an overdraft fee, but not in a declined purchase.

Coined by Justin Williams of the podcast Fraudsters
Had to pull a little PayPal kiting last night, but ya girl needed that Door Dash.
by JustJack_NoDaniels April 20, 2021
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