kindergarten thug

When a child acts ghetto on the internet and thinks hes a real O.G.

squeaker: ima beat yo ass
everyone else: shut yo kindergarten thug ass up

by Dat Man Greg November 25, 2015

Kinderfuck

A significant mess or situation beyond repair that happened at the hands of a toddler or young child.

Dude, my kid Got into my record collection last night and now it's a total kinderfuck.

by DJ Bee July 21, 2016

Kindercollege

When a person schedules only early morning classes with the intention of napping in the afternoon.

Aliya can't handle going to school for a full day so she's going to kindercollege.

by Jayzion October 6, 2016

kinderman

A bad ass pussy slayer that moves from town to town

Dude 1: Holy shit, lock up your girl there is a kinderman moving to town
Dude 2: you better practice your goblin stomp or that guy will make a queefen out of you
Dude 2: fuck that bro, he's a kinderman and I'm already a vaginal blood fart

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Kinderference

To aid in another's productivity by keeping their children preoccupied.

Mama ran kinderference while Daddy built the decorations for the kid's birthday party.

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock February 5, 2018

Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.

“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”

by DickRichards May 27, 2018

kinder-aids

It´s what the AIDS virus is called when a child has it.

Maaskantje, kinder-aids!

by Disease 007 February 26, 2018