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kinky nap

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…
by B00bie G1rl December 11, 2022
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Kinky Fucker

A person who is the especially into one or more kinks, and usually is proud of it. Can be a self label.
I love collars, whips, and cuffs, you could say I’m one Kinky Fucker!”
by CrimsonDragon August 15, 2023
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kinky elias

Kinky Elias is a person that wants to get pegged in a maid costume and degraded
Do you hear about Elias last night yeah he was definitely a kinky elias
by Thatoneguy128282 November 7, 2020
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Kinky Kael

The manager of sex, always knows the dick length of somebody, can smell a whore from miles away, and loves a good and hearty pounding
Oh no he’s not weird, he’s just a Kinky Kael
by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022
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kinky shot

when one has a sexually stimulating dream, but doesn't actually have sexual intercourse during the dream.
sara: oh gosh if parker knew!
jessica: oh jesus!
jessica: yeah the dream wasn't like sex, but it was just us making out
sara: sounds like a kinky shot!
by sara jessica parker bitch! October 18, 2008
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Kinky Twinky

When a male has an erection everytime he see's an elderly woman. Then kidnaps her, kills her and puts a twinky in her vagina. Bury's her. Then two weeks later, digs her up, takes the twinky out with own hand and covers with munging fluids. Usually done at night-time.
"Man, I cant wait for that kinky twinky in the cemetary tonight"
by WHOAkatie October 29, 2006
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Kinky Shizznit

A three some of awesome people, usually a boy and 2 girls, these are people whos lifes are evovled around a string of embarresments which is then followed through by telling people about these embarresments.
Also, a group of 3, who don't give a fuck, stick together, and are sexually in-appropriate, if you are a geek, we are the people who you call "weird". We are the people you say are "going to end up being prostitutes since you don't concentrate on you studies!".
Furthermore, Kinky Shizznits are under-aged drinkers who use the word "WOW!" extensively to potray certain thoughts about something or someone, don't fuck with them, or they will fuck you.
In the ass.
Yes.
You.
In the ass.
Without a condom.
Nasty Shit.
BUM NUGGET!
Boy 1: "DUDE WE ARE SO FUCKING KINKY SHIZZNITS!"
Girl 2: "HELL YEA! STOP RAPING ME AGAIN!"
Girl 3: "NO NO DRAMA NO NO NO DRAMA!"
Boy 1: "SHUT UP AND MOAN BITCH!"
Girl 2: "NO RAPE FOR YOU TOMMOROW!"
Boy 1: "THATS WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY!"
Girl 3: "WHY GOD WHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Heres examples of things kinky shizznits would say;

"YOU GOT ALOT OF NERVE"
"You have spanked me so hard that my capilleries are starting to show"
"LIKE A HAIRY MILLITARY CROATIAN WOMAN!"
"I'd Better teach you some respect!"
"I work women"
"Wow"
by All Nautral - ARGH January 5, 2009
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