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Keli

Crazy, big titted, awesome, drunk girl that can totally hold her liquor. She's nice, but when she loves you you get the best sex in the world. She loves herself a good time.
by xellix August 31, 2011
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Kelis

the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice
my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard.... SHUTUP BITCH, MINE MAKE THEM JUMP THE FENCE
by matt March 6, 2004
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kelijah

a great girl who is funny , caring, loving, and also crazy.
hi I'm kelijah
by lilperson June 5, 2017
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kelis

Some dumb bitch that needs to die.

All her songs suck. Who ever produced "bossy" is an idiot, it sounds like my retarded uncle got hold of "the wrong stuff" and recorded himself playing my little brothers casio keyboard.

Seriously you dumb fucks need to listen to some good music. (rock, classical, and some other stuff)not that god awful rnb shit that you people call music. 90% of rap is shit too. The only hiphop I would consider listening to is JayZ, DJ Danger Mouse, Dead Prez, and Jurassic 5.

I hope you die and have a nice day.
Hitler had the right idea he was just an under achiever.
-- Bill Hicks
kelis
by udon'tneedtoknow July 18, 2006
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kaylin Barnes'd

when someone gets fucked by a cow girl that spends too much time fucking her horses. Or to ride a guy so hard like you would ride a horse.
OMG that girl with the huge gross tits rode my dick so hard last night! She Kaylin Barnes'd my ass!
by ilikepoopyay April 12, 2010
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Keeli

A girl who is totally insane but tons of fun to be around. One who dances with many different guys; some that would gyrate, others that were drug dealers. A girl who ends the night making out with a hot guy. A life of the party type of girl.
That girl is so Keeli!
by ThatGirlMelissa November 3, 2008
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Colton and Kaylie

The most amazing couple in the world. You will never meet a couple quite like this. They argue like a married couple. They are rlly mean to each other. Yet they show each other more love than anyone has ever seen. They can read each other very easily and make being in a relationship look easy.
OMG is that Colton and Kaylie!! Oh no thats just Bella and Edward. lol
by yourkaylie September 25, 2011
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